Ayo Kuwait, splain dat?
Yo, Kuwait, what’s up with recalling your ambassador? Umadbro? Yeah, umad cause it’s the Persian Gulf, not the Arab Gulf. Saying we’re spying on you. Nah, dogs, we ain’t spying on you. Quit stirring shit.
And America, you Satan with your nukes, I’mma let you finish, but the Persian Empire was the greatest empire of all time. OF ALL TIME! Don’t worry about us making bank off of selling oil to India, son.
Oh yeah, and I beat Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands again today! Can’t wait for the next game!
