August 2011
3 posts
“Iran, not peace process, should drive US policy on Syria”
– http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?id=234031
Successful troll is successful.
NOPED SO HARD AT THIS ONE
Could Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad be facing the ultimate pink slip? Could his job as president be threatened by a severe rift within the Iranian leadership? Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/08/05/are-irans-leaders-about-to-get-rid-ahmadinejad/#ixzz1UMa4CXBm
Mahmoud’s got it covered, Fox News.
July 2011
3 posts
“It has been 32 years that U.S. officials are uttering such threats, and they...”
– Iranian Intelligence Minister Heydar Moslehi
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/world/2011-07... →
“LOS ANGELES,July 6 (Xinhua) — The U.S. District Court on Wednesday sentenced a Los Angeles man to 18 months in federal prison for shipping specialized vacuum pump equipment to Iran.”
Oh no! Vacuum pumps?! It’s like they think Iran’s going to, I don’t know, steal uranium with the power of suction, or something.
http://thinkprogress.org/security/2011/07/03/259999/graham-lieberman-iran-warnin/
“A day of reckoning is coming for this extremist regime in Iran”, you say? Well, I reckon that you look like an IRL Mr Magoo, Joe Lieberman:
June 2011
4 posts
Persepolis is my favorite team.
so
Tantawai, you need to invite me to Egypt so we can do some hanging out, man. I’ll even take my PS3 with me so we can play some Forgotten Sands while we talk about those arrogant Westerners and Jews.
May 2011
5 posts
“Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, “you owe me.” Look...”
– Hafiz, a Persian poet of the 1300’s (via soulsunsound)
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Obama's half...
As I’m sure you all know by now, he has said that Israel should go back to it’s pre-1967 borders. Well, here’s one better: let’s go back to pre-1948 borders.
And if the world ends at 6pm, does that mean no more Prince of Persia?
Now cool with Egypt.
Oh, and check out my speech in
Istanbul. Will be awesome.
So THAT’S why Osama didn’t make it to Poker night
April 2011
4 posts
haters gonna hate
Yo, Obama, quit blaming everything on Iran. Hippies in Syria? Don’t blame me. You’re just mad that your dog has a higher approval rating than you do.
Seriously, man. Just ask Salehi and Awad.
5 tags
It's been a pretty crazy few days
I’m just going to list a few things:
It was forecasted that Iran will become the 12th economy in the world by 2015
Terrorist attacks in western Iran
Arrested a rebel group in Kurdistan province
Germany’s Angela Merkel is still ugly and doesn’t know how to keep her nose out of other people’s business
I found a facebook group in support of a sequel to the movie Prince of...
RAGING OVER BAHRAIN
Ali Salman, bro, what’s your problem? This better not be an April Fool’s joke you’re pulling on me. Asking for help from THE UNITED FRICKIN STATES?
And what’s up with telling Iran not to “meddle” in Bahraini affairs? Nigga, what do you think this is, The Scooby Doo Detective Agency?
March 2011
2 posts
Ayo Kuwait, splain dat?
Yo, Kuwait, what’s up with recalling your ambassador? Umadbro? Yeah, umad cause it’s the Persian Gulf, not the Arab Gulf. Saying we’re spying on you. Nah, dogs, we ain’t spying on you. Quit stirring shit.
And America, you Satan with your nukes, I’mma let you finish, but the Persian Empire was the greatest empire of all time. OF ALL TIME! Don’t worry about us...
